"Your honor as to the sentence you are about to pronounce on me"...
"Hold on you sad sack sadistic piece of sh*t...I'm checking the USC score here"...
"Yes Yes why of course sir...Take your time there...No hurry"...
"Alright they won!...Ok continue you slimmy skunk"...
"Well first of all I didn't murder anybody...Now I will admit to hosing 72 virgins but it was out of desparation as my wife wouldn't give me any...Under those circumstances I feel maybe just a little community service is in order your honor"...
"Yeah well maybe that part of your story I can find believable as it's the same case in nearly every home throughout the land...But the evidence points otherwise...Death by hanging...Take him away!"...
"But!!! But!!!"...
"But nothing!...Get his cheesey *ss out of here!...And it's too bad we can't put you in the electric chair!...Now let me get back here and see if Norte Dame won...They're also on my card"...
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Mon 06 Nov, 2006 1:09 pm
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